psst if you’re in the vancouver area come down to commercial drive tomorrow for the dyke march B) there’s always food and performers after the march itself and also i’m skating in it

new mix. do the do. do the listen

PSA: TFW JOKES AND TFW NO GF POSTS ARE NOT FUNNY ANY MORE!

mellotron:

cophate:

THIS INCLUDES FEELS GUY POSTS

GET BETTER HUMOR

thank you

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ah dammit i bleached a hole through the ass of my shorts and i can’t find the unicorn patches

snarlgender

mogai-archive:

definition: a gender characterized by sharp teeth, claws, and all things vicious and ferocious, perfect for destroying truscum and cis folk. can be snarlboy, snarlgirl, snarlnonbinary, w/e

coined by:

Marked - PC and Kristen Cast - Chapter 1

The sporkening.

Shit, I have to actually use capital letters and proper punctuation? Fuck this, I’m out.

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… what if i started writing book sporks

lieutenantbites:

TFW: the feel when

FTW: ….feel…..the when?

WTF: ……..wh…at the…..feel??????

fashion time

imagine Natasha coming down with a fever and Bucky placing his metal hand on her forehead to cool her down and comfort her
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imaginebucky:

bucky keeps his left arm to himself, most of the time. it’s too hard and too strong and always colder than the rest of him - no one wants to be touched by a hand like his, he thinks.

but natasha is hunched on the couch with glassy eyes and trembling limbs, held upright by nothing but her own stubbornness (“i’m fine, for god’s sake, it’s just a head cold”), and there’s no point trying to bring her a damp cloth or get her to lie down. she whimpers when he presses his cool left palm against her forehead, and leans weakly into the touch.

“you’re being ridiculous,” she tells him, her voice hoarse and utterly convictionless. “i’ve had worse than this - you don’t have to look after me.”

“i know.” looking after people is a very new skill in bucky’s repertoire. it’s a soft, warm, tender thing that goes against all his training - but she’s nuzzling into his cold metal touch like it’s the kindest thing she’s ever felt, and he feels warm in a way that has nothing to do with the hot, clammy presence at his side.

they spend the morning watching cartoons while natasha sips from a mug of instant chicken soup (dubious nutritional value, but better than bucky attempting to cook). by the end of it she’s pressing her burning cheek against his left shoulder, snuggling his entire arm like some kind of cybernetic teddy bear.

please send me resources for finding frames that don’t cost four hundred fucking dollars …….

okay so turns out the cause of the two-year-long migraine spell is way simpler than i thought: i need glasses

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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meowgon:

really is “i don’t know exactly what to call my gender so i refer to it by a cute name or something i strongly associate myself with” THAT difficult a concept to understand? apparently.